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I guess it’s just because I was in a bad mood because some jackass customer at work- an old, creepy, half-bald guy- commented on how good I was at sweeping and said he’d like to ‘take me home’ because I’d ‘make a good housekeeper’, and also looked me up and down like that- to which I just gave one of those HAHAHANO laughs and gave him a nasty look and he trundled off, but now I can’t stop giggling randomly because of the cloud I just saw that looks like a hand flipping the bird. I shit you not. I’ll try and upload the pic I took from my phone, if I can.
Dog: /looks at water bowl. /looks at me. /walks away.
Me: /refills water bowl.
Dog: /nonchalantly wanders back over. /glances back to make sure I’m not looking.
Me: /turns away.
Dog: /drinks.
I have the most neurotic dog in the world. He can’t stand closed doors- if one’s just pulled to, he’ll ram his nose into it and throw it open, even if it leads to a bathroom that’s currently being used. Constantly bashing his head and tail on things. Deaf as a doornail. Has to be practically spoonfed with special food because he’s old and getting too skinny.
And the kicker is, I’m the one that picked him out 13 years ago. All the weirdness- on me.
Oops. C:
(Kidding. I love that dog. He’s my babbu. <3)
and i still think fairy tail is a giant festering pile of leachate
WHAT?! DONT THEY EVEN KNOW THAT THE AUTHOR OF FAIRY TAIL ADMIRES ODA?
LITERALLY CRYING
OH MY GOD
OH THE TEARS THEY ARE REAL
a single tear escapes my eyelid and trickles down my cheek and falls in agony to the floor below where it splashes into crystaline droplets
WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR
HAHAHFKJHSDJKHFADSJFKJSDFHKJADFUJKAHF OH MY FUCKING GOD
FHKJDGKLDFSHGJHS WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
FKKG;F;JGLKJLDFGG
CRYINGDYING. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
UNLOAD ON THESE NIGGAS KEVIN
UNLOAAAAD
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
LITERALLY ME IM NOT EVEN JOKFIUGGFJSKA
DAHSKJDASKDHASD WHY
Angel: ……I..I don’t get it…
Panda: XD ambfjkashbflkahfia!! bwahahahahaha!!
*COUGHCOUGH* OHGOD. I’M CRYING.
THIS GUY IS BEAUTIFUL! brb dying
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